She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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