I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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