I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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