I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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