my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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