Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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