The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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