she looked like the before picture.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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