Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Randomize
