I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Randomize