Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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