wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
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I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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