Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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