Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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