is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
not ubering you a puppy
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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