Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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