wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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