Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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