Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
too bad you live with your parents still
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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