Banned from zoo.
Again?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My pussy is not your playground.
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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