Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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