This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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