I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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