That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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