In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
