She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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