its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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