if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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