I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Randomize
