i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Fuck me I smell like cheese
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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