awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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