arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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