my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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