I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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