Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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