Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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