Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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