Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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