He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i permit you to call me
I wish I only lived at night.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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