I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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