I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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