he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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