Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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