No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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