he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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