There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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