i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
