What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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