no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I am mentally ready for anal.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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