You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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