I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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