I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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