I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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