I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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