You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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